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YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE OUR CRUSTACEOUS HEROES TORE THE ROBOTIC MONEY LAUNDERING EXTREMITIES FROM RICHARD HAWKINS SUPERINTENDENT OF SCHOOLS AND SENT THEM SPIRALING INTO THE CRAB NEBULA